Thursday, February 24, 2011

Creepy Crawlers Games Dolly Maker

ELVIFRANCE: Incubate # 5 (1982)



A lease that I have not posted a small-size adult Elvifrance
. So today I caught up with the number 5 to incubate, "Human Beast" - an excellent horror story that takes place two years after the Civil War. There is a doctor-mad scientist who looks like Lon Chaney in The Phantom of the Opera . Cloistered in his house in Florida, he experiments on guinea pigs of alligator serum.


As you can see, the effect of this decoction is radical!

course, that says " alligator " says " various female wild putrid swamp ..."
... and says " Elvifrance " says " babes nymphomaniacs happily tortured by cruel creatures ."
Thus, the wife of our doctor-savant-fou ...

to experience a ... end quite comical, morality highlighted in bold with his monster supplication "you will die where you have sinned!"
... It's called having literally fire ass .

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Night Calls And Women's

EXECUTOR FRENCH # 1: GERALD CAMBER

OPERATION Texans, DON PENDLETON
PLON / EXECUTOR # 56, 1985

In 1982 (the year I was born like) , Gerard de Villiers ended the importation of French first 38 original Executors.
For the reader, whether French or American, the cut is important. That was now over the mafia. Don Pendelton sold his shop and taught at Hunter, the male these broads subsidiary of Harlequin. After 8360 pages of brutal extermination, massive destruction and rampant shootings, Mack Bolan structure changed.
finish in the blitzkrieg freelance job site and commando for Uncle Sam's mustachioed gangsters spaghetti eaters, our hero had just annihilate them over 15 generations and dust. The place was clean, there was renewal.
Hunter did so. The Avenging Executioner became global, with a preference for underdeveloped countries.
Leaving Mafia-City, thank you for your visit.
Next stop: International Terrorism.
population: it should decline sharply next month.
But at the side of Gerard de Villiers, we did not hear really like that. This shift, it messed severe form home. And so it went on, His Serene Highness Prince Malko would soon be maliciously stepping on flower beds.
competition, contrary to what one can say is bad for business. The Executioner International, with its cargo of guns and ammunition, he landed like a dog in a game of bowling in the case. His shoot-em-up literary ravaging the Middle Eastern countries, it smelled salingue for bizness GoV. Besides the franchouillard player who, although accustomed to his monthly desoldering Rital half-dozen per crate, then found himself assigned without being consulted Arabic claimant in its publication favorite way of extras approved.
yeah, visualizing his face:


I ASKED ONE PIZZA, KEBAB NOT, SHIT!

For de Villiers, there was therefore only one solution. Hire a French author. And above all: to make him as Executor of the machine before. Executor of the mafia who zigouille. Executor of the grandpa.
This author, it was Gérard Cambri.
Like some others, he stalked the vein for over a decade but it had some advantages for him. He liked to photocopy it had just been fired by the Black River and was ready to re-enlist to knock out the rotted through his typewriter.
The Opinel between the teeth, the contract in pogne, he attacked and its mission.
In the manner of a comic What If the Marvel Executor French was born.
First case: the Guardian, always bald, dressed in his Roman toga, but only to look very dignified, and asking this burning question: MACK BOLAN AND IF DID NOT ORDER THE IMMIGRANT Buter ITALIAN?
I have a fifty examples in my portfolio but I'll make it simple. I do takes one. Others will be. The latter, for example, is the # 56. Operation Texan.
A beautiful song.
Gerard Cambi, then already signed six Executors very shabby, us out the big game

I said I was simple, I'm simple You know Ikea? OK.
So imagine that in literary version in a store discount.
" Say goodbye to your balls and get ready for the big jump ."
Sentences are kits and follows the plot pace. Its Operation Texan, Gerard Cambri, it's two-in-one - a mixture of panic in Philadelphia (The Executioner # 15) and Mask of Battle (The Executioner # 3). For good measure, our handyman novel station Sunday there some bits of the Deputy Head of San Diego (# 14: an apparition of Death Squad) and a few pinches of sensual Violence to Vegas (# 9) in the presence of Toby Ranger The FBI chick who loves to dress country.
Cambri, we can not withdraw it, lovingly grind his mimeograph. And he never forgets the grub. The son of capo in the # 15 Jack is called the Kid? Never mind. In Operation Texan, Frank is the Kid. Same behavior, even death. Ditto for best angel, little mafia coquebin. Benny Peaceful Charley becomes Max.
Cambri pump everything goes. Entire scenes without finesse and without hiding. One comes to wonder why he wrote his book.
For Thune, OK.
But at this level, it is not plagiarism, it editing to the copy machine .

Cambri-monkey therefore Pendleton Pendleton-Pendleton. It monkey up melt softly in his shadow. Longer need to scrub the keys Japy, it is now than to regurgitate the mouth of the reader the same patterns over and over again.
Unfortunately, as if all this were not enough, mimetic art of Gérard Cambri accuses many breaks in his quest for original fluidity. There are very few " swarms of angry hornets " and other "short spurts warheads furious" to thrill the people but the details, most important on the long, full of errors. Details like
, for example, struggles to appoint "amici" members of the mafia, or could not write properly Striker, codenamed para-militaristic Executor.
As for style, yet terribly well studied brutal coarseness question (cf. the quote above, basically), it lacks any efficiency specific to the author imitated .

Where are the sound bites that hit? Side from SCUM, certainly.
Not Don Pendleton wants. We already knew. But all this evidence gives us additional Cambi sacrament remain challenging. Operation Texas is 220 pages in total pain in the ass , as already experienced elsewhere. The reader does not yawn of boredom, he simply wanted to exterminate the head of the slump he just s'enquiller two hours long.
then finish on a happy note.
In 2004, after having prevailed on nearly 100 volumes of the collection, Gérard Cambri found himself landed his job by Gerard de Villiers. The unfortunate author then lays on his website under a pseudonym and a vindictive diatribe entitled Sting and Harlequinade .
Yet the scam and Harlequinade, it was all well him guilty, torch similar books.
I had not dared before, but I'll allow me today:
Gerard Cambrise balls.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Cheat Engine For Poptropica

THAN THE MOUTH!

OPERATION PIRANHA, CLAUDE LAURAC
OPERATION COUSCOUS, CLAUDE LAURAC
EUREDIT / ATMOSPHERE # 68 & 73, 1974

1974 was the key year for the SAS left. No less than 3 series of its kind within them tried their breakthrough ... without much success. QED. Year key but not golden year.
editions Galliera proposed well (and distributed in less than four quarters) 8 volumes of the adventures of Norman Adams, doctor third world helping African rebels black emancipation from the yoke of Western .
In her collection Blood ink- Jean Dulles published some of those David Sladek, tennis, spy, eco-terrorist fighter cynically and multinational industrial . The sponge was discarded after two episodes.
And finally, next door to Euredit , box erotic porn while expanding Christian Laurac (house pseudonym masking a collective author) tried his hand at genre as closely as the formula already proven by Gerard de Villiers . Espionage, exotic countries hot, dictatorships and bla-bla-bla diplomatic .
coverage also includes the famous graphic certified
Prince Malko this letter whose contours define the image of a girl pulmonée or naked and armed and determined.
For once, for cons, it's not an acronym of three sign that is registered here but a single initial, the hero: "K" as Angel Kerina - a bit like "M" in the German edition of SAS Malko meets linen.

At first glance, Angel Kerina is an exact replica of the spies and adventurers that the Black River, Arabesque the SEG and black press (future Euredit ) published in the 60s and Gerard de Villiers up-data, for better or (mostly) worse, over the next decade.
Drafts of heroes, characterized by a few cliches
inevitable.
He's tall, he is strong, it is beautiful, willful, courageous. It follows a certain code of honor and fucking a chick per episode, strict minimum.
Then he adds a little something personal , just to distinguish it in Mid-weight paper indivisible thugs who swarmed the shelves at the time. That one cultivates a romantic background, this one collects electric trains, this one likes to swallow the anisette at any time of day and it sleeps with his patched old socks on the feet.

In the case of Angel Kerina , the distinction is supported . Our hero has indeed attended the barricades of May 68 and since then he travels the world to help the lost causes of these guys socialists, communists and anarchists.

J 'then I see who are rubbing their hands. Let's calm down the input. Here, it is not the Brigandine . And it's not Max Von Grub either. Angel Kerina is as much left that all of your in-laws.
worry shudder in advance, you're right.
If the author was not there to remind us all that his 10 pages K is a real activist exalted pure juice Subscriber News and World Libertarian, well, it's quite simple, you should not worry never doubted. At most will have you included scenes of coitus between two weakly madmen, it also receives Union through discreet fold .

short, Angel Kerina , he greatly pitied. Angel Kerina , even write it Pierre David Gall togs with slightly different and, from time to time, assert yourself that fucking guy, next year, I vote Mitterrand , we'll all be over.

But I whispers it, it's not just the political life, right? Combining action-thriller -ass of these books, it is worth what?
Not much, unfortunately.
In Operation Piranha, Brazil K . It helps to combat the revolutionary death squad, a multinational plunder, fucks a chick and helps the police to restore justice (what joke!)
The plot drags long, things that take off from page 150. The style is lazy. There is some potential in all this but it never made . It was love classic to overstretch the useless, you end up not ship at the end of the race elements that could turn a sad a botched distraction effective .
Same story, only worse, for Operation Couscous - as ridiculous.
This time, K is Tunis. It investigates a drug that forces its consumers to commit suicide. The idea is reminiscent of the excellent Operation Ecstasy Paul Kenyon but the performance that gives Christian Laurac is as bland as irrelevant. The plot also finds no resolution, something that does not seem to bother our author or his hero.
As for me, I prefer to hand . Angel Kerina is the popular literature of the left that Petitjean is the right one. A
jaffe indigent who brings a bit too much and interferes with no pleasure.