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THE BARBARIAN LADIES AND IT WAS A WITNESS

the bronze ax, JEFFREY LORD
THE JADE WARRIOR, LORD JEFFREY
PLON / BLADE # 1 & 2, 1976

any mass series produced under the auspices of Lyle Kenyon Engel , Blade is without doubt the most famous in France.
Published in 1976 by Gerard de Villiers incorrigible (then head of an empire expanding editorial) and resumed after its first 37 numbers by a U.S. team of French authors acknowledge series nowadays a health Iron with nearly 200 episodes have appeared.
Same course, I shall be much required to Penny S. Unfortunately, in our countries, it was more the Blade Lucky representative catalog Kenyon.
I would love to complain about it right here tell you my fantasies improbable literary (200 episodes of Penny S.!) But it is not all that we are on December 31, I a pack of beer down and then n'atermoyons not pass without further delay to the dish of the day.

So, Richard Blade, you do it for short, is a kind of Nick Carter English (a kind of James Bond Kenyonisé Lyle, if you excuse me this menu barbarism) that the we care about in a super-computer that is recalculate the mug in a version 3.0 of Conan the barbarian .
And the way to new adventures!

"[...] his cerebral cortex had been so blurred that it now had the opportunity to earn a world totally different. It was a real world, like himself, who were however in a another dimension. "

Thus, transported into other dimensions (why? Because!), Here Richard Blade shirtless, oiled muscles, chest protruding steel gray eyes , through carelessness with the various tables of a heroic-fantasy super-market, ultra-marked territory and, at the time, was already concreted the absolute idiocy by John Norman and his cycle bestseller, The Chronicles of Gor.
Richard Blade, so it's Nick Carter imitating Gor and the result, although extremely frustrating, is not necessarily unpleasant.

In the bronze ax, first volume in the series (signed by Manning Lee Stokes great , hidden under the pseudo home Lord Jeffrey), Richard Blade is sent against his will in the dimension Alb.
(Alb Albion but short as three little letters. Subtil, is it not?) He met
wholesale barbarians, some weird witches, pirates and wenches Scottish nymphomaniacs.
" In Alb, nymphomania was to be the same as in London. "
Forcement. In productions Kenyon nymphomania is always appreciated.
There is also knowledge of a poor helpless princess, a silly beggar who will gradually become his sidekick and comedy of a mysterious magician who, while sucking his member knotty page 187, he declared :
"Blade Ah, if we could develop and I wish you were me make a child's mouth. "
I copy-paste for stunned:
" Blade Ah, if one could conceive and I want you to make me a child by mouth. "
Last one for the road:

" BLADE AH, IF WE COULD DEVELOP AND I WOULD LIKE YOU MAKE ME A CHILD IN THE MOUTH. "

Thank you, Mr. Manning Lee Stokes for this gem which I will never tire.

Apart from that, the novel is loosely structured around a series of skits heroic-erotic , winded and grotesque. Blade is loilpé ride in the forest, Blade fights villains with the ax, smashes giant bears Blade, Blade is stuffed with Greluche unappealing, Blade made speeches in front full of pompous clown muscular, etc., etc..
The reader, meanwhile, raises two questions:
1) why I read this crap?
2) does Blade, he will finally hit her, the poor helpless princess, in addition she is a virgin Gueuze, fuck a bitch!
I still have no answer to the first question but for the second, I reassure you right away, it will be a YES resounding.

As for Jade Warrior, the second episode of the series (and always written by Manning Lee Stokes - done quickly, I'm thirsty) is exactly the same thing . It replaces the Albian and bronze by Monge and jade, the comic sidekick becomes a bowl of ass not funny, an enigmatic dwarf troll around and our hero does not shine virgin princess ... which did not prevent them from reducing its thank you, and through sheer force of his January, two wild broads.
And as so aptly one of them on page 125:
"No Man never made me feel it, Blade. I do not understand. I do not even know if I like that. "
Me neither, doll, me neither.