CAUTION: THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS 80% OF REAL BULLSHIT. BARBOUR IS NOT lock wall JEAN-PIERRE Bouyxou BUT SOME ALIAS BENJAMIN JACQUES BOIVIN RUPPERT. THEREFORE: I am wrong on the line! THEREFORE: I CAN TELL (YET) ANYTHING! BRAVO MYSELF! (AND YOU MEET IN COMMENTS FOR THE JET OF TOMATOES ON MY PERSON) 
the narrow PIG, Barbour lock wall EDITIONS OF Imp, 1981
There usually 14 porn novels of Jean Pierre Bouyxou editions of Brigandine / Baby Black AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT MY LITTLE I'M NOT AT ALL AGREE!
Yeah.
Me, I count 15 of books to Bouyxou. And no, I do not write this for the sole purpose of being noticed. And no, «remake, I do not think too much booze.
(Anyway, if I had too much booze, I calculated my total would double and reached 30 ...)
(... and I do not the various compatibility issues between my brain and my qwerty keyboard drowned in alcohol, the constant recalibration of my pupils struggling to focus, this accident perpetual my fingers on the keys, go ahead and I'm aiming G tongue out and that ... no, still missed, it is the U, I'll never fucking rah-the-hips to finish this sentence!)
short, I (me) and then resume, yes, almost as fresh as a roach and all just seized the armholes (it's normal, it's winter), I intend still 15 books of Jean Pierre Bouyxou editions of Baby and the Black Brigandine .
Christmas Godin lists 14 in its Anthology of subversion and stinker Tubbytoast summarizes much in his recent post Foutraque Bandulatoire . I will not give the list: either you know it already, or you worry mad, you either motor-de-recherchise alone as a great
AND ESPECIALLY DO NOT M'INTEROMPT!
So it remains. From book. And it is not very good (and very rare) Filaret Wood-Mrs Baston editions, one with the beautiful illustrations by George Maurevert (AH MY BASTARD HEIN you slobber?) No, The Narrow Little Pig, Barbour signed lock wall.
the narrow PIG.
I write it right away, as it is set to come:
WHORE, WHAT PART!Voila, it said.
now resume. Especially since I see some scratch suddenly the dome, and printing on their Tronches facial expressions suggestive of puzzlement more than obvious. For bullshit, I often tell. Here and elsewhere. The latter, however, is not one. The Narrow Petit Cochon it has the taste, odor, color, style of a novel Bouyxou .
TAKE SHERLOCK MAGNIFIER TA INDICES AND ANALYSES.
You will find the banter the author's own. You will also find his stupid puns, silly its parentheses, its slang grinning, small spikes policies, references cultural. You will find mostly links to other books of his own.
For Bouyxou likes to repeat itself. This is not an evil. Effusions dementia was only the draft of Abuse After Vamps. And SOS My Two Boobs merely reproduce (worse) the diagram A Film Mateurs .
In the narrow Pig is (fortunately) far less blatant but you will still find a few pinches of Your Body Is Tattooed (bikers amateur orgies gore) of The Spied Naked (the voyeur in attics Paris) of the accidents of Amer (the couple met by chance perverse) of SOS My Two Boobs (it smokes joints and is a feminist) - among other things, all the better.
THE PROBLEM, HOWEVER, IS THAT SO FAR, I DO NOT HAVE CAUSED THE SAME BOUQUIN IN HIM AND HE BEGINS TO BE LATE AND I LIKE TO END SOON THANKS / THE PROBLEM IS THAT ALSO IS REALLY GOOD AND BOUQUIN HE HAD EARNED HIM A TICKET TO ANY ONE TO BE BROKEN my meanderings (you say bloated) BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR WELL DO.
(DOUBLE JUMPING THE LINE)
the narrow Pig, so it's a confession novel, a novel confidence, this extremely popular genre of literature porn vaguely touched on the Muller- Fokker , which consists, broadly-speaking, to tell you, chapter by chapter, very banal sexual adventures of the protagonist, first person singular please.
Here exercise is perfectly respected . First page of text, Barbour lock wall, both author and protagonist, is presented to its readership.
" I will soon have ... ah, an age that many find it exciting without being pedophiles strict allegiances ..." Wesaliva. It is right. Barbour does not deceive us about the origin of his literary Camelotti. It's pure, it's good .
She then tells his life in chest, tickling her in the crapper with her best girlfriend (Gillian, a "silhouette inimitable way to caricature Pichard "), his personal pleasures alone, its last sitting in a room cinoche of X-rated (by the way: a real wild ride coves to good old John Ford), numerous other small personal pleasures in duet (with a comb, a drawer, a photo), he met a lovely couple scatophile, etc., etc..
reader drool, the reader is happy . Barbour lock wall is great. She cites Eric Stanton and Mexican jumping beans, this classic log Pif le Chien (COMMUNIST !!!).
Above all, she can not stop kissing.
ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANY TIME - BUT BEWARE! with class and distinction!
Fast Forward: 120 pages in the book and the kind of porn confession is literally turned upside down.
30 more and voila who gets screwed the foundations merrily. There are drugs (for cons, Jean Pierre, just one question: WHEN IS THAT YOUR CHARACTERS quit GRASS FOR FINALLY TAKING ACID WHORES, eh?) And most importantly, there's libido wild.
" Madness is now complete! Must see it to believe it ... This is more than fantasy, it is beyond imagination and will blow my circuits! " I donot spoil the suspense. I will not reveal anything more.
Incidentally: Pichard was certainly not cited by chance. Barbour lock wall is Paulette and revised editions of Brigandine. And the narrow Pig is (to me) one of the top 3 porn novels of Jean-Pierre Bouyxou.
Madness complete.
Again:
Madness COMPLETE!(and it's true: I was sure it was a book by JPB!)
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